EVERYBODY OUT!

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 02/07/2016 at 22:45 • Filed to: Shit fans

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If you cannot name the starting quarterback for the Carolina Panthers before Cam Newton, odds are that you already have vacated the bandwagon.

There’ll be a lot of slightly used Panthers jerseys for sale tomorrow on eBay.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PatBateman 02/07/2016 at 22:48

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Man shut up, I’ve been there since Goldberg was cut.

CB > PatBateman 02/07/2016 at 22:50

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I only watched because my roommate is from North Carolina and I wanted to harvest his tears.

PatBateman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/07/2016 at 22:51

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I'm not talking about you. Just the assholes that proclaimed themselves fans recently. You know the type.

PatBateman > CB 02/07/2016 at 22:51

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I hear those can go for big bucks in certain corners of the Internet.

PushToStart > PatBateman 02/07/2016 at 22:53

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The only reason I wanted the Panthers to win is because I fucking hate the Payton Manning Nationwide and Papa John’s commercials.

I don't know shit about either team.

SVTyler > PatBateman 02/07/2016 at 22:55

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You’re talking about Panthers all-time great Jimmy Pickles, right?.

For Sweden > PatBateman 02/07/2016 at 22:55

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DAYLIGHT COME AND YOU GOTTA DELHOMME

EmbraceTheRasp > PatBateman 02/07/2016 at 22:56

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Wait. They had a quarterback before him? Wait, was it Brian Boucher?

-this space for rent- > PatBateman 02/07/2016 at 23:02

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Carolina had a professional football team before Cam Newton?

PatBateman > -this space for rent- 02/07/2016 at 23:37

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Exactly.

PatBateman > EmbraceTheRasp 02/07/2016 at 23:38

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Yes. No.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/07/2016 at 23:40

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Goldberg?

Spridget > PatBateman 02/07/2016 at 23:54

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What if I’ve only become a NFL fan in the past two years and picked Carolina because it’s my home stae?

And by the way, Jake Delhomme.

EmbraceTheRasp > PatBateman 02/07/2016 at 23:59

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EmbraceTheRasp > EmbraceTheRasp 02/07/2016 at 23:59

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Spud Webb?

EmbraceTheRasp > EmbraceTheRasp 02/08/2016 at 00:02

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Sorry. I was born (a depressingly long time ago) raised (all the way to whatever qualifies as middle age these days) in WNC, but haven’t been able to name a panthers player since Alexander Julien stopped designing pro sports uniforms.

shop-teacher > CB 02/08/2016 at 00:25

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Ha!

Matt Nichelson > PatBateman 02/08/2016 at 00:30

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/08/2016 at 00:33

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Yup.

PatBateman > EmbraceTheRasp 02/08/2016 at 10:18

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Jake Delhomme. It's cool.

PatBateman > SVTyler 02/08/2016 at 10:19

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Poor Pickles. It's Jake Delhomme, actually.

PatBateman > Matt Nichelson 02/08/2016 at 10:20

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I should've used that pic instead.

PatBateman > PushToStart 02/08/2016 at 10:20

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Super Bowl was won by me

Dru > PatBateman 02/08/2016 at 10:51

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Jake effing Delhomme. I'm not a fan per se, but I'm from the area. I've always carried a flag for them behind my main team.